Geeks on Steroids are Colombian Scammers

I have a little issue with scammers. Mostly that they are scammers and thus in my view damn oxygen thieves. There is a particular scammer that is also going to be served soon, but that’s another story. This story however will be placed here both for your amusement and to warn potential customers of these scam artists.

I say artists but I mean that in the post modernist sense of art. I.e. Shit Art.
Geeks on Steroids are supposedly web-designers, however a few simple google searches will show you that any positive feedback about them is always written by the same guys who supposedly run it. Gregg and Janet it seems.
Anyway, quite a few reviews out there are from people who paid money and then never got anything. I had been approached by them and I did need a site so entered into an e-mail conversation with them and they promised everything for $250.00 which I thought strangely cheap, so I looked into them and found all of the above and wrote them as much. after which they went silent. Periodically however Gregg the spam-bot (but he’s human cause I spoke with him on the phone, and he gets them routed via the USA although he’s based in Colombia) sent me a mail asking me to pay him for the site I discussed with him months ago when I then sent him a few links to reviews of him running off with the money. Maybe he just thinks I have really bad memory? I mean I could sort of almost understand that. But his last stunt was priceless.
Today he once more sent me an e-mail…but here’s the beauty of it. Attached just below his spammy mail was my last mail pointing him to the bad review.
I copy it below for your amusement.


GeeksonSteroids Quote

Thank you for requesting a web design quote from GeeksonSteroids.

One thing that’s different about GeeksonSteroids is that we don’t limit the number of changes needed to get you the exact website design look and feel that you are wanting.

We can’t wait to get started on your website…so I thought I would follow up to see if you are ready to get started?

You can call us now for any assistance you might need in getting started and don’t forget to ask about our limited time offer on getting your site marketed in the social media sites or ranking in the search engines!

Gregg

Business Development Associate
Geeks on Steroids™
404-419-7687

—– Original Message —–
From: G Filotto
To: Gregg
- Hide quoted text -
Sent: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 11:30 AM
Subject: Re: quoe for web-site
Ok, one problem…while I was waiting for your reply I googled geeksonsteroids reviews and came accross this:http://geeksonsteroids.pissedconsumer.com/
Obviously I am now concerned….

I mean you’d think he would at least be an industrious enough spammer not to send me my own e-mail with the  link to his corrupt practices. But that’s my mistake I suppose, expecting a scammer based in Colombia to have three functioning neurones.


So I instead sent him this:


Seriously?
Did you even read the e-mail attached?
Stop spamming me man.

To which he replied with this hilarious one:


I can see by the fact that you still don’t have a site that you can’t afford one.

Although emailing you after you emailed me is not spam I will make sure we don’t email you again.

We try our best not to email broke people.

Have a good day,

Gregg


Now readers you know me. I couldn’t resist as it seemed I had obviously hit a nerve since his reply appeared a couple of minutes after I mailed him. I had to thank him.

Hahahah.

Thanks for this mail Gregg. It’s gonna go up as further proof of who you guys are: True professionals. hahahahah…Enjoy broke-ass Colombia

Seriously, you made my day with this, thanks!




And you know…he really did. It made me laugh quite a bit. Be sure to tell your friends about this link. these fuckers have been robbing people for a few years. Not that they live well on it or anything, but I suppose $250 in Colombia will keep you in bananas and cheap prostitutes for a few weeks.


Good to use my zap gun on Earthlings again. I had been missing it for a while. ZAP, ZAP, ZAP.

UPDATE:
Gregg keeps it real by replying some more:

Yes, about the only people that attack us are people that are not really or have ever been or clients.

I am just happy I can sit on the beach in Colombia and make my living. You see I am 100% American, born and raised I can live any where I want.

Gregg

Business Development Associate

Geeks on Steroids™

404.419.7687



Now I am not sure, but I think Americans out there reading this would agree that Gregg here exemplifies all the worst traits of American stereotypes. Bad grammar, spelling, the assumption that being American automatically implies somehow the rest of the world envies him for it instead of consider him an infantile retard and so on. But then he mixes in some Nigerian 401 stereotypes too. Not to mention Colombian scammer stereotypes. I suppose we can at least say that Gregg has truly adopted the shitty parts of multiculturalism with open arms.

UPDATE 2:
One of Gregg’s ex-programmers, who obviously was also stiffed judging from his Vox account user name (Another Angry Colombian) which he created only so he could comment on this post, and I guess help future potential victims from being scammed by increasing the notoriety of The Geeks on Steroids Vermin, has posted a link in the comments (right towards the end) so you can see Gregg’s face. I post the link only as I have no way to verify the image is legit, however, from what little googling of Gregg and his shady business practices I had done many moons ago, I do think the picture is legit as the woman in it is I think “Janet” which is rumoured to be his wife.

So (assuming this is Gregg) and you wondered what a scamming, lying turd-man looked like, you now can see it. Which reminds me of the other post I wrote a while back on The Coming of Honesty.

UPDATE 3: Another innocent victim got scammed of $1250 by Gregg the turd-master. She wrote a long comment and you can read about it there. I suggest anyone interested links to this post to make Geeks on Steroids searches bring this up as one of the top posts so as to prevent others from being defrauded.

UPTADE 4: Gregg has removed his picture from the Link and has joined the comments area, conveniently ignoring the lady that was ripped off of $1,250 and then “gloating” at the fact that VOX, where this blog was originally hosted has gone belly up, so he thought this post would die out with VOX. Which shows Gregg is even dumber than we thought readers, because apparently the concept of transferring a whole blog to another platform is beyond him. Way to keep up with the technology Greggy-boy.


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51 Responses to Geeks on Steroids are Colombian Scammers

  1. bold as love says:

    I love this line: "I say artists but I mean that in the post modernist sense of art. I.e. Shit Art."

  2. G says:

    Well, I went to see this "show" and oh my fucking God. They had an empty metal frame, a dirty towel on the floor and a piece of blank paper pinned to a wall. This was supposedly art. And the "artist" was then asked to give a brief (but still like 3-4 minutes, so really about 6 hours too long) talk on his "work". I think they realised if they didn't let us go to the free food and drink we would murder the lot of them soon so it lasted only a few interminable minutes. These people are using up valuable oxygen.

  3. bold as love says:

    I hate that Postmodern art needs an explanation. like the modernists had it all backwards creating 'art for arts sake'. Like there was something wrong with creating visually interesting pieces.

  4. Jando says:

    Very good. There used to be (and I'm sure somewhere there still is) an excellent blogger called 'Scam This' who would go out of his way to frustrate and expose all those scammers – whether they be in business or relatives of Nigerian royalty who want to give you £5m. He'd post all his email correspondence as and when it happened – it was very entertaining.

  5. OptamissTIK says:

    I hate that Postmodern art needs an explanationI just read an essay by Richard Dawkins and he muses over postmodernism, and says we should dare people to actually define the term (outside of architecture, from where it came from), because we would find that no one actually can!G, Gregg sounds like a fucktard, good on you for calling him on his crap!

  6. G says:

    Yeah, you see what I mean, even a lobotomised lemur like Richard Dawkins can see postmodernism for the bullshit it clearly is. (You may infer by my reference to him and lobotomised lemurs that I find his arguments objectively rather primitive).And yes. Gregg is basically the personification of spam. It was an experience talking to him. I'm glad I did it. Sort of like talking to a leprachaun or something similarly ghostly.

  7. G says:

    In time, when I have ammassed huge wealth, I will hire a small private army to investigate the wereabouts of such people and then, in the dead of night go and find them and make them eat all their computer equipment before being tarred and feathered. Now THAT will be entertaining.

  8. bold as love says:

    outside of architecture, from where it came from), because we would find that no one actually can!I thought PM started (in the art world at least) with Warhol. Although you could probably define Duchamp's fountain as the earliest example. PM (IMHO) is when art has a reason / meaning / statement, as opposed to simply a visual purpose…

  9. G says:

    Actually no, Tik is right. the very word post-modernist doesn't even make sense.Post means after and modern is the latest and newest development so etymologically post-modernist art is something that should only happen in the future and so does not actually exist.

  10. Cloudy J says:

    His name is Gregg and there are 2 Gs at the end. Obviously there is something wrong with him.After reading through some of the comments here already, I have to say I like the post-modernists more than the modernists (neither name makes sense, really, "modernism" isn't modern anymore). At least post-modernists make you think "what the fuck?"–there is nothing "what the fuck" about a red line. It's just a red line. Google Louise Bourgeois; I love her stuff.Actually Picasso used to do some pretty realistic stuff before he got into cubism and all that.

  11. G says:

    I just go by the name really…Pic-Ass-o….it says it all.

  12. Vicola says:

    And he's wrong, being 100% American born and raised he in fact cannot live wherever he wants. For example were he to want to take up permanent residence in the UK he couldn't just do it, he'd have to go through a lengthy process. Australia wouldn't allow him to live there unles he had the correct visa and once that visa expired, back to his bananas and hookers he would have to go. Jersey won't allow him to live there unless he has a skill they want or an obscene amount of cash int he bank. Which we can assume he doesn't have or he wouldn't be living in Columbia. Besides, if 'Geeks on Steroids' was doing THAT well, he wouldn't have the time or the inclination to reply to your emails within moments. The very fact that he can 'sit on the beach and make his living' tells us all we need to know because if you are designing websites all day you can't sit on the beach as a) the sunlight on the screen makes it difficult to see and b) sand in your laptop doesn't improve it.

  13. G says:

    All good points which are obvious to non-lemurs, but would in fact be lost on Gregg. I did think of replying to him yet again, but honestly, I don't work at all other than doing what I want to do and *I* don't have the time to waste on him, so yeah….I'm not even sure he has the hookers. Maybe just some babanas and he apparently lives on the beach (possibly in a lean-to?) with a laptop.Sad really.

  14. That was a close call for you, Martian-man. Glad you let us know about this, too.

  15. G says:

    Wasn't really close, but yeah, another guy here in the UK did rip me off…but that fat lady has not sung yet….

  16. Kirk says:

    I sometimes create "postmodern" art that isn't shit. It doesn't scam anyone, though, so maybe that's its strength among postmodern artworks. Hard to say.Gregg's attempts to insult you are hilarious by virtue of their utter flaccidity. They're like deflated balloons — all limp and sad. Take the "sitting on a beach" comment. It smacks of desperation, ala "Yeah, well, my dad can beat up your dad! I have a tree house and you don't! I got some iiiiice creaaaam and you don't haaaave noooone."I'll be spreading the word far and wide, G. Also, it's good to hear you haven't lost the courage to pull your zap trigger. We need more zapping, G. Hop to.

  17. G says:

    "..haven't lost the courage…"
    The NERVE Earthling….The NERVE.
    I'll have you know I just received a full refund from my bank after they hijacked my account and paid a standing order I told them to stop and could then not get it back later due to their incompetence. They did this even before replying to my harshly worded letter, though I am curious to see what they will respond in due course.
    Zapping Earthlings is a duty. A DUTY I tell you.
    Any pics of your "future" (that's what post-modern means you know…) art that we can see and judge harshly available?

  18. alguien says:

    I will tell more truth about them, even there employees are cheated, he never pays them,, and also he saids to his custumers that he has 100 employee, but that is bullshit, he only has a fiew and this poor guys have to work there ass off to tired to do all the bullshit that this guy gregg talks about, he is a real thief, lair and ashole, this guy is from atlanta, and in the u.s he was a home constructor

  19. G says:

    Feel free to link this post to whatever forums you may wish to.The more people google this lying thief, the more we are bound to save some innocent people some money.

  20. Well…. I have a lot to say… but I don't even know where to start… (sorry if my english is not so good). I personally know Gregg, I live in Colombia (Used to work for that asshole), and I'm a graphic and web designer, and it's very frustrating to find posts like this online because he's ruining our reputation and creating a bad image about the work we do here.

    I've been a web designer for about 4 years, and I know i'm good and responsible, never never a scammer. It's hard enough for us to fight with people like you everyday so you can understand it is COLOMBIA not Columbia, that we are not monkeys or indians, that we produce and eat more than bananas and cocaine, and now this… I would really like you to do some research about our country before you say bad things about us, just like you did some research on geek's background.

    This guy really is a scammer but what's so funny about this story is that he's not even Colombian, he's a fucking u.s redneck, borne and raised in georgia, who had to come to Colombia hiding form the law. He now has a beautiful wife and house that he "pays" for with the hard work of real Colombian workers, college graduated and great designers and programmers, and like it was not enough nobody wants to work with colombian designers anymore because of him… I feel really angry and sad, but I guess there's nothing I can do, just keep doing a good job and hope someday people like you and him stop destroying what costs us so much to get.

  21. G says:

    Yo buddy, I guess your English is better than my Spanish, so try to re-read my post and I think if you understand the tone and idioms correctly, it's quite clear that I know that Gregg is:1)American

  22. I know… you're right, we should do something, but we (old employees) feel sorry for his wife, who doesn't know how to do shit, and his kids, that depend on him… And I wasn't referring specifically to YOU, I say people like you in general, 99% of US and UK people I've talked to have something wrong to say about our country, except for the 1% that have actually came here and know our beautiful country. Sorry if it seemed like I was mad at you, I guess I took the line "but I suppose $250 in Colombia will keep you in bananas and cheap prostitutes for a few weeks." too personal…

  23. G says:

    I understand, but $250 will keep you in bananas and cheap prostitutes for a little while also in the USA or UK :)

  24. I have also been ripped off but not in the way you have. I live in his area and I know these people. This is how they work:The guy who runs the business is Greg, he built his own reputation with Janeth's name saying that she was a young woman married and running herself a Website Design Company. This is the first lie!! Janeth exists but she doesn't even know how to type a word in English, she is a Colombian woman and she only takes care of the two kids they have.Greg not only rips off his clients, he also rips off his employees, I was one of them, that's why I can tell the story. He hires people promising the best things, saying that Geeks on Steroids is the best Web Design Company in the world, blah blah blah.Bullshit!! What you say is true, he requests 50% in advance to start a project, then he asks his designer ( he only has one normally) to create a mockup and that's what he sends to the client, he doesn't even care for showing an advance on it. I say it because that's how we used to work there. I felt really bad knowing the people that we were creating some work for were being ripped off. I know this is not the only case, there are thousands of people like you guys. He was even banned by paypal, now he receives payments through another person (someone of his family).I worked there for 3 months and they never paid me, they offered me to pay with an outdated computer, that's what they offer to everybody, I didn't accept this. He has ripped off many people here too. People in this area know him and don't work for him, only the young kids who are just going out of the university.I JUST WANT TO SAY I CONFIRM WHAT IS BEING SAID ABOUT THIS COMPANY IS TRUE.

  25. G says:

    Thanks for that. Now let's get him properly googled along with this article. And then maybe get some drug cartel upset at him :)

  26. Ok, do you want to see the scammer's face? here you go:http://magdda.com/?cat=3Click on that picture and you will see the scammer face, the woman is Janeth

  27. Oh my God!!! I really wish this article would have been up back in December when my husband and I decided to do business with this "Steroid". My husband found his website and gave him a call.

  28. G says:

    Thanks for your comment. Please link whatever sites you have to this post. The more links to it the more likely that it will come up in a google search and thus save others from a similar fate, which is why I posted this originally.We all hope Gregg catches some virulent form of syphilis.

  29. Regarding this post:UPDATE 2:
    One of Gregg's ex-programmers, who obviously was also stiffed judging
    from his Vox account user name (Another Angry Colombian) which he
    created only so he could comment on this post, and I guess help future
    potential victims from being scammed by increasing the notoriety of The
    Geeks on Steroids Vermin, has posted a link in the comments (right
    towards the end) so you can see Gregg's face. I post the link
    only as I have no way to verify the image is legit, however, from what
    little googling of Gregg and his shady business practices I had done
    many moons ago, I do think the picture is legit as the woman in it is I
    think "Janet" which is rumoured to be his wife.I have means to prove that the picture I sent is legit. Also, I would like to know what we can do in order to stop this guy scamming people.

  30. and I am very sorry, I had to create a new account, I lost the password for the first one.

  31. This guy is a member at Webproworld, it is a recognized online business forum, he makes everybody believe he is janeth.http://www.webproworld.com/webmaster-forum/search.php?searchid=139945can you register at that forum and show people what is happening, apparently there is a lot of people who respect him there but I can tell you we can remove his mask, if you do it I will help you.

  32. G says:

    http://www.webproworld.com/webmaster-forum/search.php?searchid=139945 Returns nothing, but I see he is on the site as "janeth". I suggest you simply log on to the forum and post links to this post where people can then find out about his scammy practices.

  33. Hey GI had to post 10 posts before I could post the links to your blog but here it is:http://www.webproworld.com/webmaster-forum/threads/103002-Public-Complaint-and-denouncement-about-Geeks-on-Steroids?p=524436#post524436You can register and confirm what I am saying so people will know that I am not telling lies

  34. G says:

    Well, good on you for doing that, but I am not going to register etc just for that. I do have better ways to spend my time, but feel free to add whatever links to this you want. That's the point anyway, to raise awareness of their scammy ass, but it's not my main mission in life. This post is pretty much all the work I'm gonna do on that front. If you want to make it your mission to let people know about them, then feel free to do that, for myself, I have done my bit.

  35. I did it but I was banned because they said I was expressing hate towards him, lol, can you believe?

  36. G says:

    Yes I can. Now you just have to express that hate in a more open forum :) )

  37. First off G, How much
    money did I take from you?

    Second, the post at
    WPW was removed because you lacked proof. You wouldn’t even post your real
    name. If someone owed me money I would at least let them know who I was and how
    much they owed me.

    Since I don’t owe any
    of you two money let’s find someone that I really ripped off. Not someone named
    Mr. R or something like that and if I’ve ripped off all these employees then let’s
    have them give us their names.

    You people call names
    and accuse people of stuff with zero proof. Why want the guy in Colombia that I
    ripped off post his name?

  38. G says:

    Tsk, tsk, Gregg, putting up your wife's picture to your crappy comments? I still have all your e-mails you know, I can always post the full selection. You are a scammy bastard and the only reason you got no money from me is because I didn't give you any. Nor did I ever claim you got any money from me, as anyone who can actually read basic English can understand. This post is here to stay to warn others of your illicit practices. Besides…I thought you were American…free speech and all that.

  39. Wow Gregg!!! You don't even acknowledge MY comment??? I wrote that you are a scammer who scammed ME out of money but you say nothing to me? G and Angry Colombian weren't the only ones who posted here!!! By the post that I left I know that YOU KNOW who I am. Well just in case you didn't read it…scroll up to June 29. You are and always will be a scam artist!!!

  40. The post on Webproworld was deleted because they have rules explaining that you can't express hate, but I can express hate here, I can gather more evidences that prove we are right. Now they are recruiting young programmers here and they are offering pro-bono jobs, am I not right Gregg?? Gregg Hancock from Georgia? I think this guy is a convicted fellon in USA, that's why he came here to live in Colombia.

  41. G says:

    You should still be able to express their lack of professionalism, swindling of clients and so on….besides, there is more than one forum in the world.Also, create links to this page as it will boost the rankings in google for it so that when people search for them this page comes up at the top, helping them avoid being ripped off.

  42. G Filotto says:

    Gregg also came back to leave the following comment after i had already exported my old Vox blog here to wordpress:

    Geeks on Steroids
    VOX want be in business at the end of this month so what good are the links going to do?

    G.
    Don’t worry Gregg, the whole blog and this post has been transferred to wordpress, and thanks for reminding me. I will now go and make sure any links on THAT post work well.
    And Gregg, stop pretending to be your wife, her knickers don’t look good on you. leave her to tending the offspring and counting the bananas.

    Another Angry Colombian 2
    Do you notice this asshole’s spelling? I figure he tried to say: VOX won’t be in business.

    Lol, an ignorant scammer, I will make sure to promote the wordpress, don’t worry, we WON’T stop promoting your SCAM!!

  43. kgun says:

    So all these years at WPW Janeth have fooled all members, admin and moderators. I am not convinced. Read my comment here:

    http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/geeksonsteroidscom-c96930.html

    Kjell Gunnar Bleivik

    Norway

  44. Another Angry Colombian 2 says:

    So you are bringing your friends to defend you?

    What do you think of this G?

    • Dago says:

      if you follow the link it’s a complaint. Followed by more complaints and right at the end there is just a “neutral” comment from this kgun. I don’t think it does them any favours. Anyway if you want to present stronger evidence then please do so. A comment on the internet is still just a comment. Although I have no doubt that Geeks on Steroids are scammers, it is best to present actual evidence if one wants to prove a point. In their case I think so far the evidence only continues to mount towards them being the big scammers they are.

    • Anon says:

      wow I’ve seen more news on this scammer on the net. if someone could refer me to someone good for a website I’d appreciate it. the site i’m wanting to make is a fairly complex site maybe, but it’s to help people.

  45. Anon says:

    Thanks so much for posting this. You saved me a lot of money. Angry Colombian, especially thanks to you for your follow ups. Angry Colombian, if you happen to read this and would be willing to create the site I need, I’d be willing to pay you what I was going to pay the scammer. Email me and we can discuss details.
    pwnthee
    at
    g
    mail
    d0t c0m

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